Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.
Because some hunters marry angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some moose marrytricksters, godsarchangels.
Because some Doctors marry their Masters.
Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.
Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.
Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.
Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.
Because some hunters marry their tricksters
Because some meerkats marry hobbits.
Because some Captains marry their First Officers
Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.
Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.
Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.
Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.
Because some fandoms marry other fandoms
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.Because some chocoholics marry albinos
Because some information brokers marry bodyguards
Because some consulting criminals marry consulting detectives
Because some spiders marry dogs
Because some demons marry reapers
Because some countries marry other countries
Because some weapons marry their meister
Because some Polar Bears that run Cafés marry tough Grizzly Bears
Because some ninjas who manipulate shadows marry ninjas with heightened senses and red face tattoos
Because some Trickster Gods marry Norse Gods of Thunder
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals
Because some Doctors marry Consulting Detectives
Because some Hunters Marry Angels
Because some Warlocks Marry Dollop Headed Princes
Because some Doctors marry Masters
Because some Time Agents marry Office Boys
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists
Because some brothers marry their bro— hey wait a second.
...is all I'm trying to do.
